For My Wife Remember that night in bed laughing when I said If gross was net We wouldn’t be In this predicament Life in 2025 Always one minor inconvenience away From complete disaster Flat tire on a random Wednesday afternoon I’m fucked You’re fucked But at least we can always look forward to our weekly …
Tag: tim murray
Jan 22
If my kids were named for the places they were conceived by Tim Murray
If my kids were named for the places they were conceived: 1. White Castle Drive-Thru 2. 24 Hour Laundromat 3. Family Express Pump 7 4. 6 West Nurses Station 5. Popcorn Fest Port-a-Potty 6. Smoke Break During AA Meeting 7. Neighbor’s Slip-n-Slide 8. Uncle Fred’s Wake Tim Murray (b. 1977) was conceived, born, raised, and resides …
Jan 16
The Great Flood of ‘25 by Tim Murray
The Great Flood of ‘25 I’m not leaving I’m just going to watch the rain Besides there are no more trains to catch Except for the occasional rental car that’ll lead you to A warm room in a strange deserted city surrounded by Words and friends and bad food and laughter All of which conspire …
Nov 27
Stuffing: A Thanksgiving Play In One Act by Tim Murray
Stuffing: A Thanksgiving Play In One Act (True Story 2009) Players: Son: A loutish bearded hack in his early 30s. Mom: Early 50s. A million miles a minute. Setting: Mom and Son are perched on a power line like two strange black birds. They sit high above their Indiana neighborhood. The sound of a ringing …
Aug 11


