Category Archive: Poetry

Oct 15

This couch

by Mike Boyle Worn in like a glove several braces broken & propped up with pillows stuffing spilling out of broken creases let’s call it 20 yr couch although it’s been 19 never put legs on the thing, and who knows where they went guess it was ’92 in another apartment with thin walls it …

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Oct 15

perpendicular to the axis of change

by Carl Miller Daniels “squamous epithelial cells are great fun–why, just imagine what fun one can have with squamous epithelial cells!” said the first tall skinny college freshman to his tall skinny college freshman roommate. they were both biology majors, and they were both learning stuff, in their dorm room, late at night, before a …

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Oct 15

joe, would you like to say the blessing tonight?

by Carl Miller Daniels the sensation of euphoria spoke to the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy like the lover he wished he had. the lover would be male, a year or two older than him, with a great body, a fantastic smile, and a huge thick dick. ah, how the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy …

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Oct 15

On the Burning Shore

by Kevin Ridgeway the pastor prays for our souls as we set up camp near the lifeguard station, the ocean bathed in glitter from the rays of the sun three of us will be baptized in the ocean today; I steal away in my bare feet scorched against sand and pavement to a liquor store …

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Oct 15

Slightly Perturbed & Seriously Thirsty

by Catfish McDaris I corn holed your mama, screwed your dog & cat, made your girlfriend suck me, then washed my dick in your aquarium, killing all your fish Sounds serious, I said, yawning Hey motherfucker, I’m not bullshitting, then I drank all your beer You what? I cocked my 9 MM & jammed it …

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Oct 15

christmas tip

by John Grochalski he shook my hand and handed me an envelope with a card and some cash stuffed inside while i tried not to think about how many times a week i’d jacked-off to his hot wife all of that sperm splattered on my bedroom floor and into paper towels as i took her …

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Oct 15

Falling In Love

by James Babbs she’s everything I ever wanted if the things I read about her scrawled on the walls of the bathroom stall are true

Oct 15

An Admission from the Object of Female Objectification

by George Korolog I want to selfishly put this to you. I want you to turn me loose on your body. I don’t want to wait for you to make up your mind. I don’t want to ask. I don’t want to admit to anything or explain. I want you to draw near, close your …

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Oct 15

Empty cunt from hell

by Teri Louise Kelly You know what I am The kind of girl gets on a plane & hopes it’ll crash Gets in a lift & hopes the cable snaps The kind of cold-hearted bitch from nowhere you know Only goes to sea in the hope of drowning Only crosses a bridge in the hope …

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Oct 15

Honey Badger vs. Cobra; or Philosophical Sexpot calls the Kettledrum Black-Thong–An Eclectic Mutt TellTail-Tale

by Quasimofo Snyder 1st mistake: Pact with the Devil to level up: Ever wiped your ass with a cookie and sell it as a fudge-brownie? I have. I run a snackbar in Hell. This is my story: I have tasted fear, and I can tell you it tastes nothing like beer. Unless you undertip the …

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