Mar 17

The Tale Of The Jewish American Princess

She used to give me blowjobs
Speeding down I-95
Running my fingers through her hair
Lake Worth to Deerfield
She would swallow every drop
Then kiss me with a lot of tongue
I was doing my best to keep the car on the road
What was worse was the long drive home alone
Thinkin’ too much, just tryin’ to stay awake
She was a real Jewish American Princess
Her father, a pretentious Jewish professor
Had showed her the gun as he put it in his car
Said he would shoot me on sight
I guess those miles between us were good for somethin’

–Michael D. Grover