“carrots and peas. carrots and peas.
why must there always be carrots and peas?”
says the sexy big-dicked teenage boy
to his mother.
“there aren’t ALWAYS carrots and peas,”
says the mother of the sexy big-dicked teenage boy.
“we have all kinds of other vegetables, too,” she says.
“i like to think we have a very well-balanced diet here.
i like to think you and i eat very well in this house.”
the sexy big-dicked teenage boy shrugs, kind
of apologizes, kind of. “you’re right,” he
says. “i guess i’m just kind of craving
stuff besides carrots and peas tonight.
but they’re very good carrots and peas,”
he quickly adds. “real good, as
a matter of fact.”
the mother of the sexy big-dicked teenage boy
smiles and relaxes her shoulders.
“we’ll have mashed potatoes and corn-on-the-cob
tomorrow,” she says. “how’s that sound?”
the sexy big-dicked teenage boy smiles,
says “that sounds GREAT,” and goes
on eating. there is a kind
of gentle truce at the table,
and evening settles gently
on the suburb.
**
that night, long after his
mother is sound asleep in her room,
the sexy big-dicked teenage boy is
wide awake and
naked atop his bed. he’s lying on
top of the bedspread.
all the covers are underneath him.
his tight sexy little butt is
making a dent in the mattress.
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
feels like an explosion of sex.
his dick is rock hard
and he’s watching it throb,
jounce up and down. there’s
a little dab of pre-cum at the
tip. pre-cum is a substance
he’s now very familiar with,
having seen the pee-hole
at the tip of his own big dick
ooze a drop or two of
the stuff many times now.
tonight,
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
touches the droplet of pre-cum
with his fingertip, wipes
that pre-cum onto his fingertip, and
then he holds his fingertip
up to his nose. he inhales
the scent: raw, tawny, musky,
sexy. then, tonight, for
the first time ever,
he sticks out his tongue
and places the droplet of
pre-cum right on the tip
of his tongue. he pulls
his tongue into his
mouth, and explores the
taste. musky, sexy,
not too threatening.
then, at that moment,
much to his surpise,
he shoots his wad of
cum and it goes
all over his chest
and belly. golly,
that was a surprise.
he hadn’t even started
jerking off yet.
well, maybe later,
when he woke up
in the middle of
the night, as usual,
he’d get a chance to
jerk off nice and slow
and leisurely.
for now, though, he
wipes himself off
with a wad of kleenexes,
crawls under the covers,
and goes to sleep.
**
the next day the
waterfalls all over the world
turn orange and green
with a huge infestation
of peas and carrots. in
fact, more peas and
carrots seem to be
going over the falls
than water itself.
**
the sexy big-dicked teenage boy
has never felt more powerful,
never felt
more of a sexual presence
in the world.
and, that night, the mashed potatoes
and corn-on-the-cob,
are the best he’s
ever had.
–Carl Miller Daniels