by Catfish McDaris
I corn holed your mama,
screwed your dog & cat,
made your girlfriend suck me,
then washed my dick in your
aquarium, killing all your fish
Sounds serious, I said, yawning
Hey motherfucker, I’m not bullshitting,
then I drank all your beer
You what? I cocked my 9 MM
& jammed it in his ear,
I could see the piss stain run
down the front of his pants.