This isn’t the Posse Comitatus
Act applied to nostrils and lungs,
It’s waterboarding whether they
pour the approaching liquid pre-
death with pond yachts, cowboy
canteens, or patriotic coal buckets-
the victims are drowning, and there’s
no submarine telephone for duress,
no swordfish snout for self defense
just more Holy High Tech Office of
Enhanced Interrogation techniques
splash bash where even the whitest
presoaked smothering towels may
later sell as war torture memorabili
–David Pointer