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The Genius Meter installs in three easy steps:
1) Plug in the unit. 2) Set choice of color
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Choose from maple, cherry, or brushed
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(Enthusiastic Applause, Neutral Low Hum,
Stinker Buzz) or record your own.
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even those complicated forms like
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About the author:
Shanna Compton's poems may be found in La Petite Zine, CROWD, Good Foot, elimae, and elsewhere. She has an MFA from the New School and serves as poetry coeditor of LIT. She lives in Long Island City.