by Philip Vermaas I used to go to the bottle store up the road to, of course, buy booze. It’s the child store of the adjoining supermarket franchise and I started going there with my ex. When we didn’t feel like wasting time which could be better spent naked and eating and drinking in bed, …
Category Archive: Issue #3
Oct 15
Honey Badger vs. Cobra; or Philosophical Sexpot calls the Kettledrum Black-Thong–An Eclectic Mutt TellTail-Tale
by Quasimofo Snyder 1st mistake: Pact with the Devil to level up: Ever wiped your ass with a cookie and sell it as a fudge-brownie? I have. I run a snackbar in Hell. This is my story: I have tasted fear, and I can tell you it tastes nothing like beer. Unless you undertip the …
Oct 15
Whiskey
Selection from Hard Times Galore by Patrick Vincent Welsh Blaine’s car died in a blizzard in Wyoming. He was traveling from Pittsburgh to Nevada where his uncle promised him work in his motorcycle shop as long as Blaine promised to stay sober, which he agreed upon without argument because he didn’t drink anyhow. His uncle …