Sex is overrated G to XYZ
and Love is too hard
{taking up the ass}.
That’s why i turned trannie
and hit on a bi-sexual
Adult Video and Toy Store
attendant whose butch lesbian
girlfriend ran me down
and whipped my ass
on the maxi-pad isle
at the grocery store
for quick clean-up.
Yes, she was the kind
of gal who named her
cats after Egyptian Pharaohs
like ‘Ahtkenaten’, ‘Djoser’,
and ‘Hotepsekhemwy’.
All i had was a Jack Russell
who went by ‘Gaylord’
and used a dildo for a chew-toy.
But i befriended a butt-fucker
on an Post-Apocalyptic
1st person shooter/lover
X-Box Live game
where I was proclaimed
‘Chief PowManhattan’ of
New York’s MoMa
(Modern Museum of Art),
the center of devolution,
beef jerky processing,
and the ominous training
grounds for the Ganja Ninjas.
Yes, this is a ‘Choose Your
Own Adventure Poem’.
[I like to release the hounds
to release the endorphins].
So anyways, one day,
Jethro closelined the bitch
with a donkey dildo while
she was riding her Harley
thru Park Central.
Ever Grill a girl by the girdle?
I have–tastes like hickory-
smoked turtle.
–Quasimofo Snyder