{"id":81,"date":"2003-01-01T00:00:03","date_gmt":"2003-01-01T00:00:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/theliteraryunderground.org\/juicepress\/?p=28"},"modified":"2003-01-01T00:00:03","modified_gmt":"2003-01-01T00:00:03","slug":"hamlin-2-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theliteraryunderground.org\/juicepress\/2003\/01\/01\/hamlin-2-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Feeding the Dog by Bradley Mason Hamlin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>FEEDING THE DOG<\/p>\n<p>Some females<br \/>\nare lightning quick<br \/>\nwith the kung fu<br \/>\nreach in cobra fast<br \/>\ngrab heart<br \/>\nyank<br \/>\nrip it out your chest<br \/>\nand you\u00edre standing there<br \/>\nwatching it<br \/>\ntaking it<br \/>\nas she bites your blood pump<br \/>\nlike a ripe apple<br \/>\nthe<br \/>\nred drops of your relationship<br \/>\ndripping<br \/>\ndown the corners of her mouth<br \/>\nas you wonder<br \/>\nwhat the hell you did<br \/>\nto deserve this<br \/>\nand she will smile<br \/>\nand if you beg she will laugh<br \/>\nand if you force yourself on her<br \/>\nshe will scream<br \/>\nand feed your balls<br \/>\nto the neighbor&#8217;s dog<br \/>\nshe never liked that neighbor<br \/>\nbut she fucked him anyway<br \/>\njust so<br \/>\nshe could have that dog handy<br \/>\n&#8211;some bitches are like that.<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;Bradley Mason Hamlin<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>FEEDING THE DOG Some females are lightning quick with the kung fu reach in cobra fast grab heart yank rip it out your chest and you&iacute;re standing there watching it taking it as she bites your blood pump like a &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/theliteraryunderground.org\/juicepress\/2003\/01\/01\/hamlin-2-2\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,40,41],"tags":[123,79,92],"class_list":["post-81","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-16","category-bradley-mason-hamlin-2003","category-bradley-mason-hamlin","tag-123","tag-bradley-mason","tag-hamlin"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theliteraryunderground.org\/juicepress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theliteraryunderground.org\/juicepress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theliteraryunderground.org\/juicepress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theliteraryunderground.org\/juicepress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theliteraryunderground.org\/juicepress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theliteraryunderground.org\/juicepress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theliteraryunderground.org\/juicepress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theliteraryunderground.org\/juicepress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theliteraryunderground.org\/juicepress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}