{"id":122,"date":"2003-01-01T00:00:19","date_gmt":"2003-01-01T00:00:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/juicepress.theliteraryunderground.net\/?p=122"},"modified":"2003-01-01T00:00:19","modified_gmt":"2003-01-01T00:00:19","slug":"savage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/theliteraryunderground.org\/juicepress\/2003\/01\/01\/savage\/","title":{"rendered":"The Burbs by Eve Savage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The Burbs<\/p>\n<p>Where fore art thou<br \/>\nRomeo<br \/>\nChanged his name to Ryan<br \/>\nBecause there are no insurance salesmen named Romeo in Pittsburgh<br \/>\nJuliet<br \/>\nNow Julie<br \/>\nstays at home with three kids<br \/>\ntwo dogs<br \/>\none mortgage<br \/>\nand the beginnings of gray hairs.<br \/>\nHe used to stand at her window<br \/>\nNow he brings his car around to the garage<br \/>\nTakes off his tie<br \/>\nSinks into a chair<br \/>\nShe gives him the paper<br \/>\nCleans up her solitary dinner<br \/>\nTrips over a box of crayons<br \/>\nOn her way out<\/p>\n<p>&#8211;Eve Savage<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Burbs Where fore art thou Romeo Changed his name to Ryan Because there are no insurance salesmen named Romeo in Pittsburgh Juliet Now Julie stays at home with three kids two dogs one mortgage and the beginnings of gray &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/theliteraryunderground.org\/juicepress\/2003\/01\/01\/savage\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":7,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,69,68],"tags":[123,88,117],"class_list":["post-122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-16","category-eve-savage","category-eve-savage-2003","tag-123","tag-eve","tag-savage"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/theliteraryunderground.org\/juicepress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/theliteraryunderground.org\/juicepress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/theliteraryunderground.org\/juicepress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theliteraryunderground.org\/juicepress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theliteraryunderground.org\/juicepress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=122"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/theliteraryunderground.org\/juicepress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/theliteraryunderground.org\/juicepress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theliteraryunderground.org\/juicepress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/theliteraryunderground.org\/juicepress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}