Full Name: Richard Wink
Date of Birth: 1984
Place of Birth: The Fine City of Norwich
Currently Resides in: Sadly still The Fine City of Norwich
Occupation: Raconteur

Gordon Brown NEEDS: a miracle
John McCain GIVES: hope to the elderly and infirm
Whose Team are you on? The Gramercy Riffs
What are your Colors? lilywhite
What do you Drive? a battered and bruised Vauxhall Corsa
IPod or Stereo? Stereo
To Buk or Not to Buk? To Buk
Vanilla, Chocolate or Twist Chocolate
licquor, beer, or a/a licquor
weed, smack or n/a weed
Planes, Trains, or automobiles trains
Coke or Pepsi coke
Pen or Pencil pen
Briefs or Boxers boxers
Stop or Yield yield
What does Simon say? Simon says is getting real old, can't we move on
to someone alse. What about Alfred Asks? or Elliott enquires?
Volume 1, Issue 1
Appetizer
"The Working Man"