Full Name: Ross Vassilev
Date of Birth: 6/6/06
Place of Birth: Dumpwater (Sofia), Bulgaria
Currently Resides in: Dumpwater, Ohio
Occupation: poet?
Bill Clinton NEEDS:
a younger wife
Jennifer Love Hewitt GIVES:
really good head (rumor has it)
Whose Team are you on?
whichever team is losing
What are your Colors?
red and white (the Japanese are BAD-ASS)
What do you Drive?
mental illness
IPod or Stereo?
Radio AOL
To Buk or Not to Buk?
Buk indeed
Vanilla, Chocolate or Twist:
whatever goes with weed
licquor, beer, or a/a:
hard iced tea
weed, smack or n/a:
surprise me
Planes, Trains, or automobiles:
trains (too lazy to drive)
Coke or Pepsi:
what's the difference?
Pen or Pencil:
crayons
Briefs or Boxers:
neither
Stop or Yield:
whatever my probation officer says
What does Simon say?
bite me
Date of Birth: 6/6/06
Place of Birth: Dumpwater (Sofia), Bulgaria
Currently Resides in: Dumpwater, Ohio
Occupation: poet?
Bill Clinton NEEDS:
a younger wife
Jennifer Love Hewitt GIVES:
really good head (rumor has it)
Whose Team are you on?
whichever team is losing
What are your Colors?
red and white (the Japanese are BAD-ASS)
What do you Drive?
mental illness
IPod or Stereo?
Radio AOL
To Buk or Not to Buk?
Buk indeed
Vanilla, Chocolate or Twist:
whatever goes with weed
licquor, beer, or a/a:
hard iced tea
weed, smack or n/a:
surprise me
Planes, Trains, or automobiles:
trains (too lazy to drive)
Coke or Pepsi:
what's the difference?
Pen or Pencil:
crayons
Briefs or Boxers:
neither
Stop or Yield:
whatever my probation officer says
What does Simon say?
bite me
Volume 1, Issue 1
Late Nite
"A God for teenage hoods"
Late Nite
"A God for teenage hoods"