Full Name: Joel Sweeney
Date of Birth: 08/04/1978
Place of Birth: Illinois
Currently Resides in: California
Occupation: Admissions Officer

Joel NEEDS: What You Got
Joel GIVES: A Damn
What do you Drive? The crappiest VW Golf
ever made
To Buk or Not to Buk? Always Buk with
caution and stretch before hand.
licquor, beer, or a/a: Jack and Coke: Taste
like happy
weed, smack or n/a: See above
Coke or Pepsi: See above
What does Simon say? "Simon says go fuck
yourself"-- George
Carlin--R.I.P.
Volume 1, Issue 1
Beverages & Dessert
"She Dazzled My Low Expectations"