Date of Birth: 03/07/1969
Place of Birth: Bakersfield, California
(Southern San Joaquin Valley)
Currently Resides in: Las Vegas, Nevada
(Southern Tip of Hell)
Occupation: Banquet Cook

Chris NEEDS: Erotic Massage, Chips-a-Hoy,
Guinness
Chris GIVES: Attitude, Sarcasm, Not a whit
Whose Team are you on? "The Nasty
Niblets" Cream-Corn Wrestling Team
What are your Colors? There is only one
color. Black.
What do you Drive? The Brewing Industry's
vast profits
IPod or Stereo? Sony Walkman
To Buk or Not to Buk? Oh, to Buk, to be
certain!!
Vanilla, Chocolate or Twist? Vanilla. No,
really.
licquor, beer, or a/a: Give me the first two,
and we'll talk about the
third.
weed, smack or n/a: I hope n/a doesn't mean
"not applicable"
Planes, Trains, or automobiles? Only if the
automobile is the city
bus..
Coke or Pepsi: Coke, Dammit!!!
Pen or Pencil? Depends on who I'm stabbing
with it...
Briefs or Boxers: Never been a big fan of
boxing, actually.
Stop or Yield: A little bit of both, if the mood is
right.
What does Simon say? Wipe that up.
Full Name: Christopher Stanifer
Volume 1, Issue 1
Appetizer
"Of Cannon Fire and Misstepped March"