Full Name: Puma Perl
Date of Birth: 9/16/2008
Place of Birth: NYC
Currently Resides in: NYC
Occupation: On a long lunch break

Puma NEEDS: Google says Puma needs a new alternator
Puma GIVES: and that Puma gives a consumer too many options
Whose Team are you on? usually the losing one
What are your Colors? Purple and Green
What do you Drive? Cars
IPod or Stereo? Music
To Buk or Not to Buk? ?????
Vanilla, Chocolate or Twist Come on baby
licquor, beer, or a/a NA
weed, smack or n/a see above
Planes, Trains, or automobiles Bikes
Coke or Pepsi: I have a poem about surveys you might like
Pen or Pencil yawwwwwnnnnnnn
Briefs or Boxers lace garter belts
Stop or Yield walk
What does Simon say? please kill me
Volume 1, Issue 1
Appetizer
"Until He Leaves"