full Name:  Karl Koweski
dob:   11/16/74
city of birth:  Hammond, Indiana
population:   800,000  I think
current residence:   Guntersville, Alabama
favorite place:  bookstores
fave person:  that would be my wife and two children
least fave person:  that would be my taskmasters at the ole factory
favorite childhood pastime:  recycling cans
favorite childhood candy:   butterfingers
favorite cartoon:  Spongebob Squarepants
can't live with:  celibacy
can't live without:   books
first job:  clean up boy at a roach infested bakery and a country club caddy
first car:  1978 Buick Electra
first (??):  her name was Karin and she was excellent
Sit or Spin?   sit, motion nauseates me
Chicken or Egg?   chicken fingers and egg sammiches
To Buk or Not to Buk?  To read Buk but not to emulate Buk
Frozen or Fresh?  Frozen.  I'm a product of my time and place
the bomb?  can hold off the barbarians at the gate
lots of bombs?  turns us into the barbarians
who was on the grassy knoll?  Woody Harrelson's father to hear some folks tell it
do we care?  yes, you can almost pinpoint that event as the precise moment in time the
government turned on its people
greatest conspiracy: happens daily
soda or coke:  pop, I'm still a yankee at heart
Vanilla, Chocolate or Twist:  chocolate,   I do like twists in my drinks
Planes, Trains, or Automobiles:  automobiles,  trains are easier, sexwise, however
favorite drink:  Coconut rum
where do you stand?  6'2 and slightly to the left of things
lucky number: 3
worst habit: caring what other's think
What does Simon say?  be a follower, not a leader
how many licks does it take? the world will never know.
worst author/book you have ever read: I have a love/hate relationship with John Irving.  
Until I Find You was awful, awful... took me forever to read.

The Life and Times of Karl Koweski--
Movie Title:  Sun's Gotta Shine On A Dog's Ass Eventually
Soundtrack: anything by MONSTER MAGNET