full Name: simon friel dob: scorpio city of birth: manchester current residence: barcelona favorite place: too much beauty to choose fave person: too much beauty to choose least fave person: too little time to waste favorite childhood pastime: football. solitude favorite childhood candy: midget gems favorite cartoon: south park can't live with: women can't live without: women first job: paper boy first car: the cat first (??): sordid. disenchanting. unforgettable Sit or Spin? often Chicken or Egg? fuck off To Buk or Not to Buk? to buk, baby. to buk Frozen or Fresh? fresca the bomb? why? lots of bombs? why not? who was on the grassy knoll? james ellroy do we care? yes, actually greatest conspiracy: the light bulb soda or coke: COKE Vanilla, Chocolate or Twist: twist Planes, Trains, or Automobiles: trains favorite drink: beer. red wine. rum. coffee. water. lucky number: 3752 worst habit: laziness What does Simon say? una mediana, por favor. how many licks does it take? unos cuantos worst author/book you have ever read: too little time to waste