| Full Name: Julie Buffaloe-Yoder Place of Birth: Bug Tussle, North Carolina Currently Resides in: Bug Tussle, Ohio Date of Birth: October 24, 1884 Occupation: Office Slave for a bunch of crooks. Jobs are hard to find in Bug Tussle. Julie NEEDS: a swift kick in the ass. Julie GIVES: a crap. Whose Team are you on? I'm not on a team, but my dream is to become a member of the Fish House Liar's Club. What are your Colors? Psycho-delic. What do you Drive? A 1994 Chrysler named Monty that keeps breaking down. IPod or Stereo? Stereo with giant speakers To Buk or Not to Buk? Buk's cool if you mean Bukowski (not the missile). Vanilla, Chocolate or Twist: Choco latta ya ya Mama. licquor, beer, or a/a: Speaking of Mama, she'll be mad if I make a joke here, so I'll leave it blank. weed, smack or n/a Planes, Trains, or automobiles: Shrimp boat or a canoe. Coke or Pepsi: Grape Nehi Pen or Pencil: Pen, a little notebook, and the deep woods. Briefs or Boxers: Bikini boxers Stop or Yield: Run and hide. What does Simon say? He tells the other voices in my head to shut up, but they won't listen. |