from the desk of Dr Catfish McDaris Dear Dr Catfish, Just to piss off my little sister, I shoved her Barbie doll up my ass. I couldn’t get it out, finally I told my dad. He laughed so hard he passed out. My mom called an ambulance for both of us. My asshole seems stretched …
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Jan 22
Fucked Nine Ways From Tomorrow
“Cocaine habit forming? Of course not. I ought to know. I’ve been using it for years.” Tallulah Bankhead 1952 Granny used to tell of the Mexican Revolucion, campesinos washing the corn & grain from Pancho Villa’s horse crap to survive She told me about a boy shitting out the window of a train & my …
Oct 04
Review of Expired Nickel Valentine
Expired Nickel Valentine By Misti Rainwater-Lites 182 pages ISBN 978-0-9824669-4-0 From Goldfish Press 1620 W. Line Street Leesburg, FL 34748 http://goldfishpress.com Misti attacks the page/canvas fiendishly like Remedios Varo and Frida Kahlo. Her words are fiery smoke delving deep into her ocean. She fears nothing and is brave and courageous in her own sometimes highly …
Oct 04
Review of Dancing Naked on Bukowski’s Grave
DANCING NAKED ON BUKOWSKI’S GRAVE by Ben John Smith & Catfish McDaris 135 page Hardcover at Lulu.com All night I dreamed of the poems of Ben John Smith and Catfish McDaris in their new book Dancing Naked on Bukowski’s Grave. I read non-stop the Catfish section which comprises the second half of the book, tore …
Jul 31
Dancing Naked On Bukowski’s Grave.
The joint collaborative of Catfish McDaris and Ben John Smith is on the shelves and ready to rock ya jocks. Featuring flash fictions, poetry, rare photographs and zine scans, this bad bitch should make a nun cum. Hard cover, 130 pages, split right in the guts – half BJS and the other CD, as cheap …