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Dec 01

smackers and crackers

when using the special anti-clogging apparatus,
it is important to make the insertion
technique as smooth as possible.
when done smoothly, insertion of
the special anti-clogging apparatus
can seem like a spring day, breezy,
with a nice bright sun high
above the fluffy white clouds.
the special anti-clogging apparatus is
competently and capably designed for
easy insertion. still, if it
is forced, there can be
objectionality. whenever
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
is practicing the use of
the special anti-clogging apparatus,
he always takes it
very slow. then, when
the special anti-clogging apparatus
is perfectly in place,
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
manipulates it gently, carefully,
and, before too long,
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
is quite satisfied. it is then
and only then that
the sexy naked big-dicked teenage boy
feels capable and ready to demonstrate
the use
of the special anti-clogging apparatus,
and licensure is soon to follow.
the license he receives is really
quite lovely: framed, on a wall
in a quiet and well-kept office,
it is truly a thing of beauty.

–Carl Miller Daniels